it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Randomize
