Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just had sex on a roof
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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