Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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