she looked like the before picture.
false alarm. still invincible.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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