super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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