For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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