in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
