okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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