he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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