that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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