google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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