Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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