So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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