North Korea, Best Korea!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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