i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
