Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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