If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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