Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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