I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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