woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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