Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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