I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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