So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
