Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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