Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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