I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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