i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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