fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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