id be glad to
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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