I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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