tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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