i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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