Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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