Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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