Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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