Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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