There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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