I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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