Whod you bang
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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