Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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