Dual....:-)
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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