On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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