What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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