Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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