its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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