Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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