oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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