She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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