my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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