I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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