Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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