Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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