so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
someone owes me an orgasm
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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