i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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