Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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