Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
