you guys were way drunker than both of me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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