My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
be right there i have to get my cape
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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